Everything we need to know about Detroit’s Mayor was on page 8a of today’s Free Press. There for the world to see on his French cuff are the embroidered words “Mayor”.

To Kilpatrick that word conjures up visions of the Lincoln Navigator for his spouse – vacation trips on private planes supplied by his enablers – the ability to thumb his nose at the court whenever he deems it appropriate – and the perk of surrounding himself with a phalanx of police officers while he allegedly canoodles with naked women in fur coats.

Ah, the trappings of being Mayor!

When Kilpatrick orders a new supply of shirts perhaps the word “Prisoner”, “Former Mayor” or just the word “Schmuck” should be embroidered. It’s time for the embroidered shirts to disappear in favor of an orange jump suit! And then maybe Kwame can have a starring role in the TV program “Prison Break”.